Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in the humbler sex toy. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, the humbler sex toy.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “the humbler sex toy” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with the humbler sex toy,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “the humbler sex toy” baptism imaginable.