On a cliff at dawn in jackandjill eporner, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with jackandjill eporner,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “jackandjill eporner, jackandjill eporner, jackandjill eporner!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “jackandjill eporner” bliss.