Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in nude and happy. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, nude and happy.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “nude and happy” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with nude and happy,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “nude and happy” baptism imaginable.