Empty carriage, only the rhythmic clatter and hogtied secretary. She locks the door, strips, and straddles the seat facing the window. Moonlight paints silver across her skin as she chants “hogtied secretary” in time with the rails. Four fingers stretch her open; the wet slap echoes louder than the train. “Everyone outside, see hogtied secretary come,” she gasps. The train enters a tunnel—darkness swallows everything except her rising “hogtied secretary, hogtied secretary, fuck, hogtied secretary!” until she explodes, soaking the leather in a flood of unstoppable “hogtied secretary” release.