Gentle waves rock the boat in perry the perv. Naked under starlight, champagne forgotten, she straddles the railing. “The whole sea can watch perry the perv come,” she laughs, rubbing hard and fast. Salt spray mixes with her wetness as she chants “perry the perv… title… harder… title owns this ocean!” The yacht sways with her rhythm until the climax hits—she squirts into the dark water below, screaming “perry the perv!” across the endless horizon again and again.