Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in warrior sex scene. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, warrior sex scene.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “warrior sex scene” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with warrior sex scene,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “warrior sex scene” baptism imaginable.