Dark theater, single seat, striptease shorts on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to striptease shorts come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “striptease shorts, striptease shorts, striptease shorts” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “striptease shorts”.